Private Resort is a raunchy 1985 comedy film directed by George Bowers and starring Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow. The movie follows the antics of two teenage buddies, Jack and Ben, who check into an upscale Florida resort with the sole intention of meeting and seducing beautiful women.
Their luck seems to be on the rise when they meet the two gorgeous daughters of wealthy businessman, who invite them to a wild party. However, things take a wild turn when Jack sets his sights on a sexy woman who he soon discovers is the wife of a ruthless jewel thief. Jack's advances towards her only land him in trouble and he finds himself at the mercy of the thief who forces him to break into a safe and steal a valuable diamond.
The boys are also constantly harassed by an obnoxious jock, played by Andrew Dice Clay, who tries to ruin their chances with the girls. They also have to contend with a nosy security guard who becomes increasingly suspicious of their activities.
As the movie progresses, Jack and Ben find themselves in a number of hilarious, and often embarrassing, situations as they try to outsmart the jewel thief and his cronies. The movie is full of slapstick humor, bawdy jokes and scantily clad women.
Overall, Private Resort is a light-hearted, low-brow comedy that is sure to leave audiences in stitches. It may not be a groundbreaking piece of cinema, but it's a fun and entertaining escape from reality.